It would seem that the would-be Hispanic Hitler has sent troops to Venezuela’s border with Columbia Colombia and evacuated all embassy staff.  I certainly hope he hasn’t acted without consulting the United Nations.    EDIT: it was pointed out that the proper spelling is ColombiaColumbia is the Ivy League university in New York that invites third-world fascists to speak and enjoys hearting them from its removed perspective of the northern hemisphere. Colombia is the South American country that has to put up with third-world fascists on and within its borders, and is, not surprisingly, significantly less fond of them.